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There was a groper on the subway today.

I've had better experiences.

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Wisdom

My favourite story of all times must be that of the rich man and his teacup:

Once there was a very rich man, who enjoyed collecting beautiful things. His greatest pride and joy was an exquisite teacup made from the finest china.

He used to take out his teacup now and then, and just sit there looking at it, admiring its beauty. He could be lost for hours.

The man loved his teacup more than anything else in this world. That is why he smashed it.

And this is wisdom.

It fucking beats even Beauty and the Beast.

PR: zoo-bielicious

I once again want to remind you of my other blog, where I write about slash. Not Slash as in the GNR-guitarist, but slash as in the delicious love between men. If you're into all that jazz, check it out!

zoo-bie Never Forgets

I was walking home from the supermarket the other day, when I came to think of something that happened once when I was in Italy.

My family was headed to Milano, I think, we were traveling by train. When we rolled in to the station, we got up and took down our bags, and yeah, stuff that you do when you're about to get off the train.

There was just one problem.

My panties had slipped while I had been sitting down. It was really uncomfortable, and since I was wearing a very tight skirt, everyone would be able to see. I HAD to adjust them.

Unfortunately, the compartment was crowded with people, so I turned my back away from them and carefully grabbed my panties and pulled them right. I know, I'm just discreet like that.

It wasn't until I turned around I realized.

Behind me was a window.

Yeah.

Do you think my heart stopped when I turned around just to find myself looking into the eyes of this middle-aged man? Who winked at me?

God, I just wanted to die.

眼鏡

Just for your information, I LOVE glasses!

They're so cool and sexy and yummielicious!!!!

When I see a businessman in a suit and with glasses, I just go insane. I'd seriously let him do anything to me.

(If I think about it, he doesn't have to wear both a suit and glasses, either is fine. Or neither. I'm not picky.)

To illustrate:



Taste my smex, biatches.

zoo-bie is like a bitch in heat.

I love pics where the person in them is posing like she/he thinks he's the hottest hoe in the hood. It's so ridiculous. ♥