Hey guys, how are you doing this wonderful Cinco de Mayo?
What do you even celebrate on Cinco de Mayo?
Hey, have you ever imagined what it would be like if you were in prison?
Because of my sinful living, this is of course something I have to worry about constantly.
I don't think rapes are common in women's prisons.
Or are they?
So I guess my life wouldn't be very hard.
I'd just be careful not to piss anyone off,
I wouldn't want to share a cell with Avocado.
Would you visit me if I went to prison?
I won't be able to wait until visitation time! 8D
If you went to prison, what would it be for?