Morning Glory...

... is seriously overrated. Now: yoga.

This is probably as extreme as it will get today.

Tonight's Eye Make

No moar soulless eyes, plz.

A pair of circle lenses on this, and I'm good to go.

Power Abuse

Right now I'm sitting at my work, about to decide wether people will starve or survive this month. I can feel the power, and honestly, it scares the shit out of me, haha. When I look around at my coworkers, we look like new-born kittens. It's actually kinda cute.

I'm planning on updating about what I've been doing the last month, please be patient. And speaking of patience, my dear old daddy performed at Sweden Rock yesterday. Was any of you there?

Laters~ ♥

Good Morning-!

Hi everybody!

Beautiful weather outside, I want to play, but everyone (Dau, lol) is busy, and I'm sick. I really need to start eating better, my immune defense seems to be pretty much non-existing. Good thing I'm going home to Mom soon then, right? ;)

I am a proud user of Bloglovin' (and if you're not, you should totally check it out, it makes it really easy to keep track of the blogs you follow), but yesterday I didn't have time to log on and see what was new.

Today when I did (so yeah, I read blogs when I eat breakfast, nothing wrong with that) I got a complete shock.

I mean, I ignore it for one single day, and immediately the number of unread entries goes up to more than 400.

FOUR HUNDRED!

Do you think I should clean out in my watch-list? Haha.

In other news, zoo-bie can proudly tell you that she's actually landed a job for the summer!

Yay!

I will be sitting at an insurance company, pretty much, filling out forms. Dull, but lucrative (at least more than being unemployed, haha). Maybe I'll be able to pay my bills after all. ;)

Shopaholic?

Hi guys...

Recently, many of my friends have accused me of being a shopaholic. The reason would be my shopping for more than 11.000 SEK ($ 1400) in one single store. Imagine what I've bought in other stores...

I mean, yeah, I guess 11.000 is pretty much, but... It's not that bad, right?

The thing is, I can't really remember what I've bought. I just buy. And it was fun, until I got the bill from that certain store, saying I've spent 11.000 there, and I realize that I haven't got the money to pay for that. I can't even afford the rent for my apartment. So now I have to get a job.

OK, the thing is that the 'certain store' is H&M, and they are actually famous for selling cheap clothes, so reaching 11.000 is (according to my friends) rather impressive.

So maybe I need to stop. But I don't want to stop! If I want things, then I'm fucking gonna have them! God, I get so angry when someone tries to deny me anything, lol. But seriously, I get pissed, and I'm NOT going to deny myself anything. If I want it, I'm gonna have it!

Bitches.

But maybe I should work on it.

☆☆☆ FREEDOM ☆☆☆

Babies, I have something to tell you.

The passed weekend, I was very busy, with nothing less than my final exams!

Meaning, I'm now free!

Oh my God, I can't even grasp it. It feels so... surreal.

And what the hell am I supposed to do with my new-found freedom?

So far I've used it to sit up all night playing Sims and reading fics.

I'm just tragic like that.

Today, though, I'm planning on cleaning up a bit, and maybe venture out of the den. Rumor has it that something I ordered from H&M has finally arrived. It's worth a check, right?

Well, dolls, I'm off! I hope your day gets awesome!

Om to the Nom

I'm sitting at Engelska parken (The English Park) with Anna. We're studying for our exams next week, but now it's time for lunch ~

I'm eating Bärry, it's yoghurt in a cup, with jam in the bottom. Sooo delicious! ♥♥♥

I used to eat a Bärry every week in high school, but since I quit I haven't even seen a Bärry.

The secret to a truly delicious cup of Bärry is to not shake it to mix the yoghurt with the jam. Instead, simply turn the cup upside down, wait 4 seconds, open and enjoy. ♥ If you do it this way, you will get a slightly sour yoghurt at the top, which will gradually get sweeter, until the bottom, where you find awesomely tasty jam, with a hint of yoghurt to freshen it up.

Today is Wild Raspberry Jam! ♥☆

ーｏー ｚｚｚ

Tired zoo-bie is tired.

Today is such a beautiful day! ☀ The sun is shining, and we just passed a lake. The water looked like a blue mirror. It was really pretty, I want to show you. But I haven't figured out how to add photos while updating from a cellphone yet... This is why Ameba is so much better, lol!

What are your plans for today?

Guten Abend

I'm off to bed, babies~

My train leaves so early tomorrow that the busses haven't even started running. This means I will start my day with a refreshing bike ride!

I'm seriously looking forward to it.

Anyways, sweet dreams, everybody! I know what I will be dreaming of... ;)

!

This is it!

Pr0n

Am I the only one who loves local newspapers?

Seriously, nowhere else can you find such meaningless, uninteresting things being presented as something of importance.

I was reading one of the local newspapers in Jämtland when I stumbled upon this article:



In English:

"Hedgehogs Making More Hedgehogs - A Rare Picture

Not only humans are filled with excitement about spring in the beautiful but cold May weather we had the previous weekend. This Saturday, two hedgehogs started making even more hedgehogs at a house site in Valla on Frösön. Just seeing a hedgehog is getting really big, rare as they are. Seeing them pair is even bigger.

It all started with the male chasing after his female, seeming very interested. The female in turn spat and hissed when the male got too close. Just like among the humans, in other words...

When the male had worked on the persuasion for a good while, he finally got to score. The act was carried out with precision. You could only admire the male because of how he managed to find his way in the jungle of spikes. Afterwards they both laid down to rest before going at it again.

This way it continued for three or four turns before it all was over and they went one after the other to the next site.

Now we can only wait for newborn hedgehog spawn. It will be something to look forward to. Now it's just to do some research on what little hedgehogs can be fed with without getting a stomach ache. The newspaper will receive all tips with gratitude."

I just... Wow. How the hell did they actually publish that?

Good Morning Östersund!

A new morning has arrived in the county seat of Jämtland. I woke up to a scenery covered in newly fallen snow.

Like, what the fudge??

For breakfast I of course had sandwiches. I am convinced the reason for my family's slight (and in some cases not so slight) overweight is all the sandwiches we eat. Seriously, we eat them 24/7. Not healthy.

Today I'm gonna make a lot of phone calls. I can't really say I'm looking forward to it, when I call as a private person I feel like I'm gonna throw up from nervousness, haha. After I'm done with them phone calls, I'm gonna get ready for... Guess what. ;)

Family Reunion

Darlings, I'm home~!

It was a very dear and tear-filled reunion.

My parents hadn't said anything about my arrival to my siblings, all part of a plan to mess with their minds. My brother was sitting in front of the computer, my sister in front of the TV, and my parents didn't think they would notice me if I just strolled in. They wanted to see how long it took for my beloved minions to realize I was present.

Just like my parents had thought, my brother didn't notice anything, even when I went right past him. My sister, on the other hand, noticed a presence in the house. She just didn't realize it was me.

After watching a ton of horror movies, my lovely baby sister was convinced the figure sneaking around in the apartment was a thief or a serial killer or something. Terrified, she didn't dare make a sound, lest she be killed. When my parents called her up to the top floor (to say hi to me, though they didn't tell), she was so nervous and scared. I was standing with my back towards her, so I only heard her ascending the stairs. When she had reached the top floor, she suddenly stood still, absolutely quiet. After several moments, she said in a shaky voice: "... Are you here?"

She burst into tears of relief and terror gone away, and in between sobs she told me she had thought she was gonna be killed, and that she was going insane when she saw me standing at the table. I just hugged her and tried to calm her down.

My parents were so cruel, my poor little baby got so scared.

Now I'm off to bed, I'm really nervous about tomorrow.

Wemo

The rain is crying all over my window, and frankly my dears, it creeps me out.

勉強する

I'm sitting here trying to use my time effectively by studying. The finals are coming up, a lot to learn and I'm SO nervous!

Still, I can't really say I'm doing such a great job.

Help me please! Do you know any tips and/or tricks on how to memorize kanji, or just on studying on the whole?

I'd really appreciate it. ♥

Btw, check out this snowman! ---> ☃ Isn't it cute and oh-so-delightfully-random?

I told you I had problems with motivation.

電車の中に〜

Yes, that's right, motherf*****s and h**s, I'm currently sitting on the train heading to Östersund. I'm updating via my cellphone (for the first time, might be added) so I hope it will be readable.

It wasn't decided I was to go until an hour and a half before the train went. I hurriedly showered and packed some clothes, and I caught the train! -pause for receiving admiration-

Next to me is sitting an old Lady (yes, with capital letter). I feel just enough butchy beside her, with my leather jacket, chapped nailpolish and loud swearing on the phone. Because yeah, I'm just like Kyo. I act all tough, but in reality I'm totally whipped by society and all those nasty norms.

What do you think I'm gonna do in Östersund? ;)

FIGHT!

This week is seriously from hell.

Valborg is this weekend, and since it's such a big deal in Uppsala I want to keep the weekend clear. In order to do that, I have to work for real this time.

So I guess I haven't been working so much in reality, it just seems that way compared to my usual laziness, haha.

But seriously, I kinda love it. A little. Being free this weekend will be so effin' awesome, and so much more enjoyable because of the hardships I had to go through to get my freedom.

Sicko

Dolls,

being sick is the worst thing ever, right?

I also think I haven't eaten enough lately, I almost fainted when I was preparing tea, haha.

But now I have a reason to laze around in bed all day, so I'm very happy~

Today...

... I feel hungover.

The reason? I stayed up all night talking on cam with a friend. (No, not it a sexual way. Yikes.) Nerdy, I know. And kinda girly too. What can I say, I can't turn down a friend in need of some style advice, now can I?

...

My attempt to look innocent fails, doesn't it?

So yeah, I admit there might have been a bit of pr0ning going on, but what are you gonna do about it? It's none of your business anyways.



Today I actually woke up with a small grasp on what we are currently working on in class! Who knows, maybe I won't be forced to commit some obscure form of ritual suicide to save my honor now. Finals are coming up and I feel terrified, lol. Especially since I learned that I failed the mid-term exam.

Hasn't there been a lot of complaining here lately? So not cool. Whiny people are the worst.

On a happier note, I'm expecting something by mail today. What it is, I won't tell you~ Let it be a secret for now, hehe. ;)

AAARGH!D:

Tonight when I got to the solarium, THE SUN BED WAS BROKEN!!! D:



The shock was devastating.

I really hope they will fix it soon, I need to tan.

Now I'm off to bed.

Sweet dreams everybody!

晩御飯

I wish the food I made looked like that....

Instead it looks more like this:




But I don't care, I'm just happy to eat. I luvs teh fewds~

Good Morning

Guten Morgen, everybody~!

I just got up, and I slept soooo well. Hope you did too.

On the agenda today is nothing but studying, which isn't really one of my fortes. But yesterday I had to reap what I had sown, and it didn't taste very well, haha. Mostly I just got humiliation.

Now I'm off into the shower, and then I'll eat some breakfast. I managed to find some peas and rice, so today I'll have a feast!

What are your plans for today?

Robogeisha

Finally it's available on DVD!

You can't believe how long I've waited for this. It's made of pure awesomeness, dolls.



Don't you just love random movies?

The Weekend of Hell

I am so happy the weekend is finally over...

You know how you sometimes can feel like the entire world is against you? Like everything you do fails, and all the fucked-up-ness of the world is aimed at you?

I just had an entire WEEKEND of that shit.

A lot of small, annoying things happened (involving my hair and make up and other petty stuff), but the major evils that I caused myself took place on both Saturday and Sunday.

On Saturday I went into town, to do some shopping and to check out UppCon (OMGCOSPLAYERSILOVEYOU!!!!). And well, I'm a glutton, so it was only a matter of time before I found myself at McDonald's, taking great pleasure in a cheeseburger. I finished my burger, threw away the litter and went to buy a mascara.

So I was standing at the cashier, the salesman had just told me the sum and I was about to extract my cards so I could pay. Only one problem: I had no goddamn cards. Well, this was embarrassing. I searched my pockets, my bag, my pockets again, all to no prevail. In the end my friend had to pay for it.

I of course realized that I'd lost the card at McDo. We returned there, only to see the garbage being emptied, and with it my precious card. Yes. There went the ability to buy food. Today I've eaten a total of 75 kcal.

The day after, I was headed towards town again, when I wanted to check what the time was. zoo-bie's hand enters her pocket... And once again grasps nothing but air and an old, crumpled receipt. I am so lucky I'm not prone to nervousness. Otherwise I fear the knowledge that in two days having lost your bank card AND your cell phone, which was really expensive and you hadn't even payed off yet, would've made me have some kind of breakdown. I'm talking crying and the whole shebang.

As it was now I merely rolled my eyes and sighed in annoyance.

And when I got home I failed epically at my assignments. My grades just dropped drastically.

(Although I did find my cell phone later on.)

If you have actually endured this long, you can name your prize and I'll give it to you.

I blame this complaining on low blood glucose levels.

I'm really craving food right now.

Kiss Me, zoo-bie

Found a reindeer at the supermarket.



Only in Sweden.

Snuggle Pug

Everybody,

I'm thinking about buying a pug.

I really love pugs, they're so adorable and cuddly.

I'm thinking about naming him Wendel. ♥

Cute, huh? ♥♥

But I'm not sure yet, because pugs prefer families with children. I must ask some people if it would work out anyway.

If it would, then I'll have to start saving! A pug costs between 15.000-25.000 SEK. But I want my little Wendel, so I'll work hard!

Linnéa

Guess who came to visit me?

LINNEA! :D



I had so much fun that I didn't think to take any photos, so I stole one from her blog instead, hehe. x) (and it's private, so I won't link it, sry)

Linnéa and I were classmates a couple of years ago, but unfortunately we lost contact. But we met again, and I'm glad! :D

PR: Kinda Like Jesus, But Not In a Blasphemous Way

I brought my AmeBlo back from life...

Just so you know. ;3

This is what I've been doing when I should've been studying.

SHAME ON ME!

Robert Pattinson Is From the UK

So...

I couldn't stay away.

I just had to tell you! Tonight I had my first real lesson in Chinese. Before tonight we've only studied General Grammar and Elementary Linguistics, like I mentioned in a previous post. But tonight it happened! I got to speak Chinese!

It was really difficult, but it was sooo much fun. The teacher didn't say a word in anything other than Chinese, and since I haven't had any contact with Chinese whatsoever (except when I've been to a Chinese restaurant, but that doesn't count) it was pretty confusing. But I now know how to introduce myself and say that Robert Pattinson is an Englishman.

Yes, the teacher used Robert Pattinson as an example. I didn't know if I was to laugh or throw up, so I settled for laughing. More sanitary.

I would tell you how to say what nationality Mr. Pattinson is of, except I don't know how it's spelled. Sorry!

BUT!

There seems to be some kind of curse put upon me to keep me from attending class. One or two weeks ago the train to Stockholm was so delayed that I missed my class, and today the subway had some difficulties which led to all trains being canceled. I had to walk so far in order to catch the right bus. >.< I got there right on time though, but I'm still annoyed, haha. I don't like it when people/stuff interfere with my business.

Now I will have to study, I shouldn't even be on the computer in the first place.
Taa~!

Pain Is Just Weakness Leaving the Body

As some of you probably have noticed, I haven't been updating lately, and I probably won't update again until Thursday (I almost wrote Thrustday - Freudian slip much?) next week at earliest.

The reason is that I have an exam in General Grammar and Elementary Linguistics next week.
It sucks.
I have to study from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. every day.
Feel sorry for me?

The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that even if I fail, this whole experience will make me stronger. That thought almost makes me excited about the prospect of failing, which is just so wrong. But I'm looking forward to the humiliation and the wisdom it will bring.

It's gonna be awesome.

;_____________;

There was a groper on the subway today.

I've had better experiences.

;__________;

Wisdom

My favourite story of all times must be that of the rich man and his teacup:

Once there was a very rich man, who enjoyed collecting beautiful things. His greatest pride and joy was an exquisite teacup made from the finest china.

He used to take out his teacup now and then, and just sit there looking at it, admiring its beauty. He could be lost for hours.

The man loved his teacup more than anything else in this world. That is why he smashed it.

And this is wisdom.

It fucking beats even Beauty and the Beast.

PR: zoo-bielicious

I once again want to remind you of my other blog, where I write about slash. Not Slash as in the GNR-guitarist, but slash as in the delicious love between men. If you're into all that jazz, check it out!

zoo-bie Never Forgets

I was walking home from the supermarket the other day, when I came to think of something that happened once when I was in Italy.

My family was headed to Milano, I think, we were traveling by train. When we rolled in to the station, we got up and took down our bags, and yeah, stuff that you do when you're about to get off the train.

There was just one problem.

My panties had slipped while I had been sitting down. It was really uncomfortable, and since I was wearing a very tight skirt, everyone would be able to see. I HAD to adjust them.

Unfortunately, the compartment was crowded with people, so I turned my back away from them and carefully grabbed my panties and pulled them right. I know, I'm just discreet like that.

It wasn't until I turned around I realized.

Behind me was a window.

Yeah.

Do you think my heart stopped when I turned around just to find myself looking into the eyes of this middle-aged man? Who winked at me?

God, I just wanted to die.

眼鏡

Just for your information, I LOVE glasses!

They're so cool and sexy and yummielicious!!!!

When I see a businessman in a suit and with glasses, I just go insane. I'd seriously let him do anything to me.

(If I think about it, he doesn't have to wear both a suit and glasses, either is fine. Or neither. I'm not picky.)

To illustrate:



Taste my smex, biatches.

zoo-bie is like a bitch in heat.

I love pics where the person in them is posing like she/he thinks he's the hottest hoe in the hood. It's so ridiculous. ♥

Scabies ♥

Just got home from Stockholm, where:

I had my first lesson in Mandarin! <--- insert super happy face

It was really interesting, but now I'm really tired from running around trying to figure out where everything was.

I bid you all a good night!



(See, I'm so tired I'm even lying down in front of the computer.)

"D'you have any lubric... I mean lotion!"

Fucking hilarious.

Piggy Piggy

I've done it.

I've eaten pig.

First time in two years!

Sick

I woke up today and didn't feel too well. I was in serious pain, so I thought: Hey, let's take a painkiller and go back to bed for a while!

But you have to eat something before taking a painkiller... I decided to make som porridge, since it would give me lots of energy to study, as well as fill my stomach, not to mention it's quickly made.

It turned out I apparently was worse off than I felt. I got dizzy, started shaking and cold-sweating, and threw up for like half an hour before I gave up and realized I wouldn't be able to get that porridge down anyway.

So I went to bed for a while, I was in so much pain and just cried and cried and cried, and finally I just fell asleep from exhaustion.

When I awoke again I felt much better! I decided to take a shower and get ready for class. Tonight is my first lesson in Mandarin! But...

It turned out I once again over-estimated my health. I actually fainted in the shower, and afterwards I threw up like crazy.

I'm really worried... What will I do? I need to go to Stockholm to register at university, but I can't get up from bed without collapsing. >.<

Right now I'm only sitting up, but I still feel weak and dizzy. I think I'm gonna go rest for a while.



No happiful.

Elementary Phonetics

No day is complete without shopping!

Today I bought:

Elementary Phonetics.




... So cold.

今日から

Today...

... was my first Japanese lesson! (at DU)

I was so nervous. The lesson didn't start until 10.30 a.m., but I was up at 6 a.m. anyway. I'm really tired now...

But I did well. Since it was the first lesson, we started out with easy stuff like 挨拶 - あいさつ (greetings).

Hehe, yeah, you guessed right.　I've installed the Japanese keyboard on my computer, and now I can't stop playing with my new toy.

From now on, I'll work hard and excel everyone of my classmates! I will be no. 1!



And yeah, I know I'm a genius when it comes to Paint as well.









I wish.

>__________>"

Bells is out in the kitchen, cooking.

It's smelling really burnt, you know...

What is it with that girl and burning food?!



Sneaky face.

Yuck.

I made a discovery today.

Beneath my window were piles of some kind of dead bug.



Not nice.

I have absolutely no idea what kind of bug it is, or where they have come from.

All I know is that it's nasty.

Maybe I should clean more often?

Satan Lives In You!!

Wow... I thought I'd be pretty bad, but Satan's...

Satan's really bad.

My result for The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test...

Satan

You scored 85% Pride, 75% Envy, 65% Ambition, and 85% Deceitfulness!

You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don't know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn't just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you--envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you've been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.




OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS
A Child of Israel
The Serpent
The Phillistine
Judas Iscariot
Jonah
The Demon
The Fallen Angel
The False Prophet
Goliath
Pharaoh
King Nebuchadnezzar
Caiaphas
King Saul
Cain
The Antichrist
Satan

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Rilakkuma

Brb, snoozing. ♥

To Do:

[x] Buy a commuter card for train
[ ] Buy all literature
[x] Apply for study allowance
[/] Register at the different institutions
[/] Excel in everything I do

Delicious Food

Delicious food - I has it.



Yum~~

I'd give you the recipe for this delicious and spicy stew if it was mine to give. But it's not.

Tiny Cucumber Seal also approves:

Face-Stuffing Marathon With em-a

When I was in Stockholm already, I wanted to meet up with my adorable baby e-ma!



We spent the day eating, visiting the following places:

McDonald's
Burger King
7-eleven
Hemköp

It was delicious. ♥

But at BK, the bastards stuffed my cup full of ice!!!!!

Pretty much half of it was filled with ice instead of soda.

Look:



NOT OK!!!

Stockholm - There and Back Again

When I got accepted to the Chinese course, I was also told that the information about what to do and when was to be published on the homepage of the institution. After waiting patiently for several weeks, without any information being published at all, I decided to go to Stockholm and visit the institution today.

I mean, come on, the course starts on Monday, I'd like to know where to be at least some days before the actual date.

So, anyways, I packed my bag and headed to the train station.

200 SEK poorer and 2 hours of hardships later I found myself outside the Institution for Oriental Languages in Stockholm.

With a deep breath I entered the intimidating brick building.

Three minutes later, I'm out on the street again. It turned out that the exact day I decided I couldn't wait any longer, the Institution actually got their thumbs out of their asses and did what they should have done a week ago.

So yeah, I wasted 200 SEK and a day of my life for nothing.

And no, I couldn't have called them instead, because I hate talking on the phone.

Balance

I couldn't let go of the thought of everyday luxury, so I decided to apply a face mask.

The point with face masks is to cleanse the skin. But you see, since I'm a big fan of balance, I feel really anxious when doing them.

Seriously, a difference in input/output is really disturbing. Balance is all. That is probably why I've never managed to save up a larger amount of money.

But when doing a facial, the output of impurities exceeds the input, I just have to do something about it. So I did.



Yum~~!

This way, the balance will remain, and everything will stay like it always has been.

God, I Just Hate Coming Up With Titles!

(Seriously, I hate it!)

Anyway.

After enjoying my evening on my own (spent with grammar books, I know of no better way to use my freedom), I woke up early. Like, I'm not lying when I say I woke up at 9 a.m. or maybe even earlier! The plan was that I was going to treat myself to some luxury. Dress up and put on nice make-up for no other reason than to be pretty.

But you all know me.

I went straight back to bed and slept for another couple of hours. Sweet, sweet unconsciousness.

When I finally woke up again, I didn't really feel like doing anything. Yes, I'm lazy, deal with it. But, staying true to Nietzsche, I pulled myself together. Once again I headed out, albeit sans make-up, this time to purchase some stamps.

Really close to my home, there's an ICA-store. It's a small, cozy little corner-shop, but... I hate the employees. Or, more truthfully, I hate one of the employees.

I mean, this guy is seriously creepy. He's the age of my father (probably older), and e v e r y time I see him he has to flirt with me. It's really uncomfortable. It doesn't matter how coldly I act towards him, or how rude I am, he just won't stop!

And he isn't even good-looking.

If he had been handsome in that distinguished way mature men (hahahaha, euphemisms ♥) sometimes are, then it would have been kinda fun, but as it is now... I really don't like ugly people.

And I mean, this isn't me saying that I won't befriend you if you're ugly, and that if you aren't the hottest biatch on the planet you won't have a chance with me, because despite popular belief I'm not incapable of appreciating people for their inner qualities. It's just that I, like everyone else, like to look at pretty things instead of ugly.

(Trust me, if you are ugly, don't be scared off, I'll probably like you anyway. Just like I don't like people with fucked up personalities, no matter how awesomely hot they are.)

Anyway, the creepy old man freaked me out so badly that I forgot the stamps and returned home with cookies and some butter instead.

...?

And yeah, since I don't really want to have any more contact with that guy at ICA than absolutely necessary, I haven't got a picture of him. What I do have, though, is a picture of the parking lot at my place.



Yeah, I know... totally fascinating.

Badder Romance

I really have this penchant for low-budget remakes of famous music vids.

Comfort Food

When my attempt to pay the bills had failed so hard, I needed something to cheer me up. The grammar books just weren't enough.

Therefore: Comfort food!

This is all you need to make a delicious meal:



Curry
Two carrots
Red lentils
Crunched tomatoes
A stock cube (vegetable flavor)
Two garlic cloves
Salt, pepper and some oil

And now zoo-bie is going to teach you how to cook this amazingly tasty lentil soup.

1: Start of by heating some oil (or butter if you so prefer) in a saucepan. When it's hot enough, add the crushed garlic and curry after preference. I like my food spicy, so I take a LOT of curry!



2: Add shredded carrots.



3: Add the stock cube, the tomatoes and the lentils. I like to use crunched tomatoes with spices in them, for extra flavor. Also add some water until the soup has the desired consistency. Salt and pepper after your liking.



4: Let the soup boil for 10-15 minutes, unless the lentil package says they need to boil for longer.



5: Enjoy! 8D

And this is how happy zoo-bie gets when she eats such lovely food:

7-eleven

I've ordered the books to my Japanese class from Amazon Japan.

So when I had been in town, I took a little detour to 7-eleven to pay the order!



I was unsure whether it was possible to pay via 7-eleven, because the instructions were all in Japanese. On the Amazon Japan homepage they said it was possible in every 7-eleven store, though, so I decided it was worth a try.

zoo-bie: Hi, I've ordered something on the internet, and was told I could pay through you. Is that correct?

Clerk 1: Ehm, that depends on what you have ordered.

zoo-bie: Huh? Eh, I've ordered books? Why does that matter?

Clerk 1: Uh-huh... Ehm...

zoo-bie: ???

[confused pause]

zoo-bie: I got this number. [shows a serial number]

Clerk 1: Well...?

Clerk 2: Doesn't she mean she wants to send money, then?

Clerk 1: Ahaaaaaa!! :D

zoo-bie: Was it that big of a difference? >______>"

Clerk 1: But I'm still not sure whether this information is sufficient...

zoo-bie: =__________=""

Clerk 1: You can try to fill this form out anyway, but I can't guarantee that the money arrives to the right person.

zoo-bie: Whatever. [leaves the store]

So yeah, I haven't paid the bill, and today was the last day to do so. I sent a request to Amazon Japan to change the payment method, but since the order is already packaged, it's impossible to change anything.

And yes, now I'm a little worried.

Happiness~

Went to the library to borrow some books for my Chinese class, and now I feel like I'm on top of the world!

There's nothing to cheer zoo-bie up like books about grammar. ♥

Late Morning

Despite going to bed early, I woke really late. Noon!

Not late compared to when I usually wake up, but then I've stayed up until 4 a.m. or something.

Belinda took a sneaky photo of me when I slept. That's scary, y'all!

Creative Outlet

I must say I'm very impressed with my dear friend Bells. She has spent the entire day at my kitchen desk, busying her hands with these little darlings:

She makes them out of oven bake clay. They are so detailed! You can't see it in the pic, but you wouldn't believe the work she's put down on even Mario's ears! It's fantastic really...

And yeah, I'm writing about this because I haven't actually done anything today. It's 8 p.m. and I'm sitting in my pajamas. Never really got out of it actually. And like Sandy Ryerson in Glee, my only creative outlet is fanfiction. Nothing too interesting, in other words.

I would give you a pic of my lovely, disheveled appearance, but I can't afford being sued when you are traumatized. Sorry.

Sad Kitty

When Dau was getting up from bed (she obviously spent the night) we all became painfully aware that she couldn't. The reason:

Lumbago.



She lay like a shored walrus with the face of Clark Gable, frozen to the ground in the cold January weather.

It wasn't until an hour later that she was able to rise from the bed while crying and shouting in pain. Her smooth rising was only made possible by the intense mental activity of my dear friend. She explains the secret:

"It's about having the right technique, staying calm, and never losing your patience. You have to take it in stages. The best strength is that of the will."

N.B: We reserve for possible exaggerations due to a melodramatic nature.

LAN

What better way to spend a Saturday night than to have an online-quiz marathon?

THERE IS NONE.

Yummy For My Tummy

Dau, e-ma and I all have a dish that we just love: Salmon Teriyaki. So when Dau came to hang out with me today, what better than to celebrate the weekend with some luxurious food!

My kitchen is really small, so it was kinda crowded in there for a while, but in the end it worked out fine. Salmon Teriyaki is the easiest thing to cook, really.

And look how delicious it turned out!

Sparkle sparkle~!

It was truly delicious. ♥

Morning Glory

Ah, a new morning!♥

When I woke up today, Bells was gone. I have absolutely no idea where she's gone, and frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

So what do you do when you wake up alone, with a whole day on your hands?

You try out new hair-dos, of course!

This is the result:

I FAILED! D:

It didn't turn out at all like what I wanted. >.<

Now I'm going to the supermarket with my BFF Dau! :D:D We're going to make a delicious dinner tonight.

Until then!

D:

I just wanted to tell you...

It's so freakin' cold here!

I went out a couple of days ago, and look what happened.

(Sorry for the fish-eyed look)

See that?

My lashes turned white!

There's some white in the brows as well.

Please also pay attention to how I'm shivering.

If that happens, y'all, then it's COLD.

Real Life Drama

My friend Belinda is staying with me for a couple of months. She's been here a day, but I'm already going insane. My apartment is only 18 sq. meters, so we really can't escape each other.

Today I took out the garbage. I was gone for approximately five minutes.

Not much, you might think, but during these five minutes, Bells managed to trigger the fire alarm.

Twice.

I present to you, the villain in this drama:

Mr. Toaster. There's only one word for people (?) like him, and it's Evil. Evil in its purest form. I find no other explanation.

Except the failness of Bells, maybe. I leave it up to you to decide.

A Grand Opening

OH
EM
GEE.

Did I just create a new blog?

I suppose I did.

You might ask yourself exactly why I did that. Wasn't my 10 (or something) other blogs enough? Apparently not.

So, to celebrate this historical moment, I shall introduce myself!

I won't tell you my real name, because really, I'm super-paranoid, but as you may have guessed, I'm known among friends and cyber-stalkers as zoo-bie. If you want to find me practically anywhere on interweb, just type in this beautiful name or the shorter 'zoobs', and you may be sure to find me. If you don't, that means I'm not a member of that particular community.

I'm currently 19 years of age, and I live in the beautiful country of Sweden. My residence is located in Uppsala, at the moment. Try to find me if you can! I moved here to study law, but I realized very soon that I'm not meant for that. (I was simply to lazy to even try). A month after commencing at the university here I dropped out.

It was probably the lowest moment of my life, and it has caused me a lot of trouble (mostly financially). Another twist is also that I haven't told my parents yet... Yay! During these 3-4 months (days tend to float together when you haven't got anything to occupy yourself with) I've been leeching off of my friend.

Apart from being lazy and a leech, I also like spending my money on unnecessary things and dissing people. Hopefully I won't be doing so much of that in the future, though. My New Year's resolutions were
1: Get my economy stable again (this resolution is a classic, I have it every year), and
2: Be kinder. I've noticed how people tend to like nice people more than bitches.

And yeah, I also LOVE slash. Not as in the GNR-guitarist, but as in the delicious love between two members of the male sex, the more graphic the better. But fear not, I express my sinful tendencies at other places.

And right now I'm really in the mood for instant noodles.

♥ Looking forward to share my life and thoughts with you, dolls! Taa~! ♥